Atheist CrossFitter with no children, willing to let everyone know he does CrossFit, is an atheist, and has no children.

Glutenlandia.- A 36-year-old man, identified simply as “Darío,” has declared his commitment to his mission in life: to make sure that absolutely everyone around him knows that he does CrossFit , is an atheist, and, of course, has no children (“you know, because of overpopulation, champ”).

According to those he knows, Dario is unable to hold a conversation without mentioning, at least every 30 seconds, some reference to his daily routine, which includes CrossFit and avoiding gluten in his diet.

This atheist is going to make it clear to everyone what he thinks and is

“I don’t celebrate Christmas, I celebrate my freedom of thought… with squats,” the individual explained while reviewing the Zodiac.

This lifestyle is evident on her Instagram account, where 93% of her photos include phrases like “God doesn't exist, but calories do” or “Hell is also already full... don't have more children,” among other pious reflections.

In addition to frequently making his preferences clear, Dieguito often talks about his pets as if they were part of his family, which fits perfectly with his solitary lifestyle, free from dangerous lactose.

“I sneezed once, and he told me that wouldn't happen if I did CrossFit and didn't believe in dogma,” revealed a cousin of his, who has chosen to no longer include him in the family WhatsApp group.

Although he hasn't done so yet, Diego has been thinking for a while about starting a podcast where he will explain why everyone should be like him: free-thinking, with a low body fat percentage, and caring for the planet by not leaving offspring. This podcast would be listened to regularly by his friends who have also had surgery to prevent them from having children.

And to keep you up to date: a video of José Ramón Fernández popping a magic powder during a live show has resurfaced.

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